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Shipp to the NFL?

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UPDATE: The Carolina Panthers have hired Floyd the Barber as their new defensive line coach. Floyd comes home from the St. Louis Lambs, where he coached the d-line and braided Afros for coaches Scott Linehan and Jim Haslett.

The Sports Animal is reporting that Oklahoma defensive line coach Jackie Shipp has been offered the defensive line job with the Carolina Panthers.

Opie's calling, Jackie

Opie's calling, Jackie

As usual, OU’s Internet sites are sound asleep on this breaking news. The Rivals guys are too busy kissing Geoff Ketchum’s ass to report this story, and over at OU Insider, we have it on inside information their spell-checker locked up on N-F-L.

The league doesn’t fit with Shipp’s professed preference to be a line coach, recruiter and mentor, not to mention heavily-muscled mean mofo. Plus, what kind of a bucktoothed dumbass wants to coach Aunt Bee’s favorite NFL team?

But anything is possible.

Stay tuned.

Written by ponderos

February 12, 2009 at 4:29 pm

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