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Texas – Big 12 champs*
From the “Don’t Confuse Me with the Facts” files, the University of Texas football is proudly claiming a 2008 Big 12 championship.
The Hindenberg landed, too.*
The writing on the wall, as it were, pretty much speaks for itself. I fully expect the Pirate to hang a jolly-rogerish Big 12 championship banner* somewhere around Jones Stadium, too.
Keep your asterisk, we'll take this thingy.
Our astute friends at the Red Dirt Kings were all over this story back in February. Those paying attention years prior should have known something like this would happen one day when DeLoss Dodds claimed relations with Morgan Fairchild.
So, in celebration of everybody getting a ribbon, here’s a rundown of a few similar asterisk events. Feel free to add your own:
Keith Stanberry was out of bounds.*
After further review, Oregon ball, first down.*
- OU won the 1988 basketball national championship.*
- Ramonce Taylor was holding it for a friend.*
- Bobby Reid’s momma didn’t really hand-feed him fried chicken.*
- WMDs found in Iraq.*
- The Titanic was just stopping for ice.*
These are not the droids you're looking for.*
